remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
Clears up drinking on stage rumor, but couldn’t be bothered to clear up the masturbation rumor.
having a crush on someone who is dead set on not dating is probably the most annoying thing ever
having a crush on someone who is dead sucks too
pro tip: tell the police “lol jk” after committing a crime and you are legally unarrestable
dont talk shit about harrys ponytail